Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
Read MoreIn the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded …
Read MoreThe ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t.
The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t.
Read MoreI love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
Read MoreLife… is like a grapefruit. It’s orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.
Life… is like a grapefruit. It’s orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have …
Read MoreHumans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.
Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.
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