[00:00:00] Speaker 1: I dreamt I had a job writing sappy love storeys four a romance magazine.
[00:00:04] Speaker 2: What was the magazine?
[00:00:06] Speaker 1: True Sappy Love Storey.
[00:00:07] Speaker 2: But the storeys weren’t true?
[00:00:09] Speaker 1: They were. That was the hard part. I had to listen to women and write their storey.
[00:00:14] Speaker 2: That doesn’t sound so bad.
[00:00:15] Speaker 1: No, but the storeys were sad.
[00:00:17] Speaker 2: Like what?
[00:00:18] Speaker 1: Well, there was this girl who kept falling in love with guys and then finding out they were married.
[00:00:22] Speaker 2: [chuckles] That happens.
[00:00:23] Speaker 1: So I’m listening to this woman and she’s describing a man she had an affair with and I’m thinking, “I know this guy.”
[00:00:29] Speaker 2: Oh yeah?
[00:00:30] Speaker 1: Yeah. It’s someone you know, too.
[00:00:32] Speaker 2: I do?
[00:00:33] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[00:00:33] Speaker 2: Who?
[00:00:34] Speaker 1: You.
[00:00:35] Speaker 2: What?
[00:00:35] Speaker 1: Yeah.
[00:00:36] Speaker 2: No, wait. I swear. I have never cheated on my wife.
[00:00:40] Speaker 1: What about in your dreams?
[00:00:41] Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I mean, all guys do that, but that’s different.
[00:00:44] Speaker 1: You really broke her heart.
[00:00:46] Speaker 2: Wait, wait. It was your dream. It wasn’t mine.
[00:00:49] Speaker 1: But I had to write the storey, and not only that, I’m stuck down there in Mexico.
[00:00:53] Speaker 2: What were you doing there?
[00:00:55] Speaker 1: Interviewing the woman, whose heart you broke.
[00:00:58] Speaker 2: She’s Spanish?
[00:00:58] Speaker 1: Her name was Chiquita. What do you think?
[00:01:00] Speaker 2: I knew a Carmen once.
[00:01:02] Speaker 1: Don’t get me started on her.
[00:01:03] Speaker 2: What?
[00:01:04] Speaker 1: You were two-timing Carmen with Chiquita.
[00:01:07] Speaker 2: Wait, why am I in your dreams?
[00:01:09] Speaker 1: That’s what I wanted to know, and I’m the one stuck in Tijuana, writing your trail of two-timing sappy love storey.
[00:01:16] Speaker 2: This is absurd.
[00:01:17] Speaker 1: Well, that’s what I said.
[00:01:18] Speaker 2: So, did it have a happy ending?
[00:01:21] Speaker 1: Of course.
[00:01:22] Speaker 2: Really?
[00:01:23] Speaker 1: Yeah. I woke up.
[silence]
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