[00:00:00] Male Speaker 1: I dreamt I was in a theater watching a movie, and then I realized I wasn’t watching it. I was in it.
[00:00:08] Male Speaker 2: You were watching yourself in a movie?
[00:00:10] Male Speaker 1: Yeah, and there was this woman. She was gorgeous, and she was dangerous.
[00:00:18] Female Speaker: “Make it look like an accident.”
[00:00:20] Male Speaker 2: Ah, she sounds like a femme fatale.
[00:00:22] Male Speaker 1: It was one of those black-and-white detective movies.
[00:00:24] Male Speaker 2: Film noir?
[00:00:25] Male Speaker 1: Yeah.
[00:00:26] Male Speaker 2: Were you the detective?
[00:00:27] Male Speaker 1: No, I was the patsy, a sucker of the sap.
[00:00:31] Male Speaker 2: What about the woman?
[00:00:32] Male Speaker 1: She wanted me to do in her husband.
[00:00:35] Male Speaker 2: [chuckles] Do you mean that–?
[00:00:35] Male Speaker 1: He was loaded, and she wanted all of it.
[00:00:38] Female Speaker: “When he’s out of the way, it will be just you and me, honey.”
[00:00:42] Male Speaker 2: W-what did you do?
[00:00:43] Male Speaker 1: I guess, I did him in.
[intense background sound]
[00:00:46] Male Speaker 2: [scoffs] You did?
[00:00:47] Male Speaker 1: Yeah.
[00:00:48] Male Speaker 2: You got away with it?
[00:00:49] Male Speaker 1: She got the dough, and I got the chair.
[00:00:51] Male Speaker 2: You got the hot seat?
[00:00:53] Male Speaker 1: Yeah.
[00:00:54] Male Speaker 2: You got electrocuted?
[00:00:56] Male Speaker 1: That wasn’t so bad.
[00:00:57] Male Speaker 2: You got fried?
[00:00:59] Male Speaker 1: It was more like sizzle.
[sizzling sound]
[00:01:01] Male Speaker 2: And that was that?
[00:01:02] Male Speaker 1: After it was over, she came up, kissed me on the forehead, and she said–
[00:01:07] Female Speaker: “Mmm, well done.”
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